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I just want Tina Fey to be my best friend. And Lena Dunham. And Oprah, too.
Caitlin Moran
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Caitlin Moran
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: April 5
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Film Producer
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Brighton
England
Catherine Elizabeth Moran
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