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Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.

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Burt Reynolds
Age: 82 †
Born: 1936
Born: February 11
Died: 2018
Died: September 6
Actor
American Football Player
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Singer
Television Actor
Lansing
Michigan
Burton Leon Reynolds
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Burton Leon Reynolds
Burton Milo Reynolds Jr.
Men
Laundry
Expensive
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Marriage
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