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In California, thieves have three choices: They can go to prison, Sacramento, or Washington D.C.

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Burt Prelutsky
Age: 84
Born: 1940
Born: January 5
Screenwriter
Chicago
Illinois
Choices
Three
Sacramento
Thieves
Washington
California
Prison

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