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The most important thing about a TV set is to get it back against something and not out in the middle of a room where it's like a somber fellow making electronic judgments on you.
Bruce Jay Friedman
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Bruce Jay Friedman
Age: 90 †
Born: 1930
Born: April 26
Died: 2020
Died: June 3
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