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I'm not even really a joke-teller. I can do ad-lib and banter, but I don't do jokes.

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Bruce Forsyth
Age: 89 †
Born: 1928
Born: February 22
Died: 2017
Died: August 18
Comedian
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Edmonton
London
Sir Bruce Joseph Forsyth-Johnson
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Some people hate the sight of me as soon as they see me on television. They loathe the look of me, and I accept that from the days of variety. I would walk on and some people would open a newspaper and think, 'He's first on, so he can't be any good.' I accept that.
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No one - apart from my agent, perhaps - should leave one of my shows in tears.
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I am not doddery... doddery I am not!
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It's important for a dancer to wear very tight underpants. I used to feel a bit exposed if I wasn't being held up in the right place.
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When I married Wilnelia, one of the first things I wanted to know about Puerto Rico was the quality of the golf courses.
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Lots of people come up to me and call me Sir Bruce now. Interviewers call me Sir with every question, but I never make a point of making people call me Sir. It doesn't matter to me, though it was a great honour to be knighted. I'm very proud of it.
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I read a lot when I'm away. I love courtroom dramas and I'm always looking for new authors.
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My father earned every penny he had, and I would have loved to have bought him a Rolls-Royce because his whole life was cars. Sadly, he didn't live to see the day when I could have done that for him, which still hurts.
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They do say, the smaller the feet, the better the dancer.
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It's frightening, the way life speeds up. When you're at school, time can't go fast enough.
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People think I rush around all day long like a raving lunatic. I'm much more relaxed than that.
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That Mick Jagger, I feel sorry for him. After all these years he still can't get no satisfaction.
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I met my darling wife Wilnelia in 1980 when we were on the judging panel for the Miss World contest at the Royal Albert Hall. With two ex-wives and five daughters, I thought I wouldn't be involved with anyone for a long time - if ever. Winnie was so gorgeous, my jaw dropped - and it's a big jaw to drop.
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Ambition can take the place of everything - even sex.
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I love getting on You Tube to look at the old comics. I am in my element seeing guys like Jack Benny and Phil Silvers give interviews.
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Golf is hugely important, as it keeps me going.
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Nice to see you, to see you nice
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On stage, I think I'm 35. Working takes over my whole body and I become a younger man - that's why I won't stop.
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Not working is bad for you. It is my drug, it gives me a high most performers will tell you that. And there is nothing like the high that an audience gives you.
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Little did I know that there's nothing more competitive in the world than a professional ballroom dancer. They are as competitive as Olympic athletes.
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