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Britney Spears
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Britney Spears
Age: 43
Born: 1981
Born: December 2
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More quotes by Britney Spears
It's almost like it's my alter ego when I get on stage... I turn into this different person, seriously. Bipolar disorder. I'm tired of everybody touching me and things being plugged into my head.
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I get to go to overseas places, like Canada.
Britney Spears
I don't believe in sex before marriage. I go out with boys, and we kiss, but that's it.
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I have no regrets. I find everything happens for a reason and the reason why maybe this is happening is I won't take BS from anyone. And I think it's making me stand out on my own and be very independent and fight for what I believe in.
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I think God has plans for everyone, and I'm just thankful this is his plan for me.
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It all boils down to the music. That's what causes longevity.
Britney Spears
I'm way too focused to let anything stop me.
Britney Spears
Sundance is weird. The movies are weird - you actually have to think about them when you watch them.
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I'm a mother! So I am more conscious of what I wear. Because when I was younger I would wear just about anything - and I would always show my belly. I mean, I still do that now when I perform, but it's just done more in a tasteful manner.
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I performed at Mom and Dad's party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song, and I peed myself!
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I really love doing yoga. My main ritual is yoga. I do A LOT of yoga
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I like meeting all my fans and signing autographs, although it can all get a bit crazy. Yesterday, for example, a boy just came over and planted a big kiss on my face! I was like, 'Hello?'
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No matter what you do, at the end of the day you can't please everybody. I'm not hear to please.
Britney Spears
There's always a way. Where there's a will there is a way. You have to believe.
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I definitely like to go out and dance. I'm a big vibe person when it comes to music so a song really has to make me feel a certain way in order for me to fall in love with it.
Britney Spears
These parents, they think I'm a role model for their kids, that their kids look at me as some sort of idol. But it's the parents' job to make sure their kids don't turn out that shallow.
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On her Slave For You video: It's a very sensual video so I thought it was a good reflection of the song. My Mum thought it was... different.
Britney Spears
Onstage I'm the happiest person in the world.
Britney Spears
I wish my hair was thicker, and I wish my feet were prettier. My toes are really ugly. I wish my ears were smaller. And my nose could be smaller too.
Britney Spears
I need to do psychology classes. That would be so interesting to me, studying people.
Britney Spears
