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As pissed as a fart in a vacuum cleaner.
Britney Spears
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Britney Spears
Age: 42
Born: 1981
Born: December 2
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Who cares if I've had sex? It's nobody's business. Trust me, I'm not going to have a press conference to announce it.
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On her Slave For You video: It's a very sensual video so I thought it was a good reflection of the song. My Mum thought it was... different.
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When you're comfortable with someone you love, the silence is the best.
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You think I'm in love, that I'm sent from above, I'm not that innocent.
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Media over here, coming to ya like a world premiere. Trench coat and my underwear, let's go with this freak show.
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Our love is strong. Why carry on without me?
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I'm still the same person I've always been.
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I trip and I burp and I fart, like everybody else.
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I'm usually all about the tight jeans and little T-shirt, but sometimes I want to put on a black, sequined dress and be a freaking girl
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I would like to stop worrying so much, because I worry all the time. And to learn how to be happier, just in general. I have to learn to take things not so seriously. And to stop biting my nails!... Recording music has helped take my mind off certain things. For me, my music is therapy.
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I think it's an okay thing to express yourself.
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I'm a little nervous of older male fans.
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I don't want to say my biggest mistake--I don't want to tell the whole world that. Trust me, I've made plenty. But I don't regret them because they've made me the person that I am right now.
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My main goal is to wait until I'm married to have sex. I would never, personally, be able to (have an abortion), because down the road it would always haunt me.
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I had totally lost my way. I lost focus. I lost myself.
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It's shocking how bright your star is.
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I don't see myself as an icon, because I just wear whatever I want to wear.
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Friendship could be right under your nose but if you are caught up in yourself you will never find it.
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