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Britney Spears
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Britney Spears
Age: 42
Born: 1981
Born: December 2
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I don't see myself as an icon, because I just wear whatever I want to wear.
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When you're comfortable with someone you love, the silence is the best.
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Yes I am planning to move in with Justin we haven't had sex, but it's very tempting.
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I love my life, I wouldn't give it up for the world.
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I only wear these crop tops because other clothes would make me sweat when I dance.
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Sundance is weird. The movies are weird - you actually have to think about them when you watch them.
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You can't really control what people think. You can't really worry about what they think, and attitude is really the one to have.
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A woman who feels ugly can go to the best party and have a terrible time, but a woman who likes the way she looks can go to a funeral and have a marvellous time.
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I'm a mother! So I am more conscious of what I wear. Because when I was younger I would wear just about anything - and I would always show my belly. I mean, I still do that now when I perform, but it's just done more in a tasteful manner.
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You are better off being homeless than being me.
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I went to a psychoanalyst. He explained things about my love life that I found very impressive... almost scary.
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One show was talking about how guys can have sex without love, so women can do it too? And I have girlfriends who do that. But I just really have to be into someone. If not, what's the purpose?
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I wish my hair was thicker, and I wish my feet were prettier. My toes are really ugly. I wish my ears were smaller. And my nose could be smaller too.
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I'm gonna start off somewhere small like London or England.
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All of my songs are f–ing amazing.
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Actually, I was a little rejected at first. I kind of got slapped down.
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