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As a comic, I used to know more about pop culture.
Brian Posehn
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Brian Posehn
Age: 58
Born: 1966
Born: July 6
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Sacramento
California
Brian Edmund Posehn
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I don't know if I was a poseur - I really did love metal, always - but I gave a lot of other things a chance. I wanted to meet, um, girls, so I would check out Depeche Mode. But mostly I wanted stuff with pentagrams and crowns of thorns on it.
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My act is pretty much me reflecting on what I want to talk about and what I think is funny and what has happened to me.
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We had our family tree done... turns out I'm a quarter gay on my father's side.
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Metal is the feeling of being an outsider, but still being part of something huge.
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When I'm late it matters, but when everybody else is late it doesn't matter... If that's the rule then just write it down and then I know, you know... I'll read it and I'll write it down on my balls. Right here. Right here on the back of my balls is where I'll write it. On the very back. I'll just lift them and write it nicely.
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If I see a beautiful woman walking down the street, a pretty lady, I'll yell, 'Homo!' She can't get pissed, and I still get the pleasure of yelling at her.
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Grew up in a small town where there was only one crazy guy. He didn't even go insane doing anything good, like going to 'Nam or having an extended acid trip. Turns out - legend has it - he just had some bad cheese.
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Metal is easily my favorite thing - Exodus and Anthrax and Megadeth - so it just kind of organically came through in the standup act.
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I love metal songs about metal. That's one of my favorite things. Nobody does that any more. Nobody sings about how metal they are, or about their fans, or about how crazy their pits are.
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Turns out, theres not a lot of information about pickles on the Internet.
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Once I could drive, I spent all my time in the city going to metal shows. I missed the first couple of Metallica shows because I was lame. By the time I got into them, they were playing places like the Kabuki.
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I was such a nerd in high school, I didn't even have imaginary friends, I had imaginary bullies.
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I like any big city. I like any place where you can see a guy with a pants-full of pooh fighting a ghost.
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Because I go outside sometimes, I'm exposed to terrible, terrible music in public.
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I wanted to be a vet before I got into comedy, but then once I found out how much gore goes into that job, I wanted nothing to do with it.
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I was just surprised when my wife told me we were having a baby. I was like, Wow, that's awesome. You're going to make a great single mom.
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