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It's perfectly okay if you don't understand every single one of them. For one thing, I make a lot of corny jokes, and you have to be 40 years old to get some of them.

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Brian P. Cleary
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 1
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the United States of America
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Corny
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