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I like all things grammatical, and I had already written several books about parts of speech, and even the alphabet, so everything that makes up a sentence and even a word was covered except for punctuation.
Brian P. Cleary
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Brian P. Cleary
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 1
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the United States of America
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