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If a couple has their picture taken at a wedding or other social gathering, and the woman looks hot, her guy could be blinking, chewing, or even mid-sneeze, and she’ll still display it on her desk at work.
Brian P. Cleary
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Brian P. Cleary
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 1
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the United States of America
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