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A good friend will help you plant your tulips. A great friend will help you plant a gun on the unarmed intruder you just shot.

Brian P. Cleary

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Brian P. Cleary
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 1
Poet
Writer
the United States of America
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Intruders
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Plant
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Tulips

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