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Beckham? His wife can't sing and his barber can't cut hair.

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Brian Clough
Age: 69 †
Born: 1935
Born: March 21
Died: 2004
Died: September 20
Association Football Manager
Association Football Player
Autobiographer
Soccer Player
Brian Howard Clough
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I want no epitaphs of profound history and all that type of thing. I contributed. I would hope they would say that, and I would hope somebody liked me.
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Saturday comes again, welcome or not, it comes again like it always does, welcome or not, wanted or not, another judgment day - The chance to be saved, the chance to be damned.
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Being thick isn't an affliction if you're a footballer, because your brains need to be in your feet. And Beckham works hard, he's brave and he crosses a ball superbly. He treats a football like he does a wife, lovingly, with caresses.
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We used to go to the pictures every Saturday night but we had to leave a little bit early and get home and watch Match of the Day - and my wife still complains she missed the last five minutes of every film we saw.
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If a player is not interfering with play then he shouldn't be on the pitch.
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When I go, God's going to have to give up his favourite chair.
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If God had wanted us to play football in the sky, He'd have put grass up there.
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Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive.
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For all his horses, knighthoods and championships, he hasn't got two of what I've got. And I don't mean balls!
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I'm sure the England selectors thought if they took me on and gave me the job, I'd want to run the show. They were shrewd, because that's exactly what I would have done.
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Players lose you games, not tactics. There's so much crap talked about tactics by people who barely know how to win at dominoes.
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I gave my players a version of the same message at ten-to-three every Saturday: 'I would shoot my granny right now for three points this afternoon.' They knew how important it was to give everything in the cause of victory. Every time. That's why my granny enjoyed more lives than my cat.
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Bill eventually became Mr Tottenham Hotspur, and produced such a dazzling team at White Hart Lane that they won the double and played the game in a way that was an object lesson to everybody.
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I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one.
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The ugliest player I ever signed was Kenny Burns.
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My wife says OBE stands for Old Big 'Ead.
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If any one of my players isn’t interfering with play, they’re not getting paid.
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Who the hell wants fourteen pairs of shoes when they go on holiday? I haven't had fourteen pairs in my life.
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Come and see my coaching certificates - they're called the European Cup and league championships.
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