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When I'm talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
Brendan Behan
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Brendan Behan
Age: 41 †
Born: 1923
Born: February 9
Died: 1964
Died: March 20
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Dublin city
Brendan Francis Aidan Behan
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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Message? What the hell do you think I am, a bloody postman?
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The sun was in mind to come out but having a look at the weather it was in lost heart and went back again.
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Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.
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Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn't affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
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Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops.
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In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company's time and with its blessing.
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Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
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There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
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I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.
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A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles ... it takes your mind off the cost of living.
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All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.
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I saw a notice that said Drink Canada Dry and I've just started.
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There's no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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I am a drinker with writing problems.
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A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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I ruined my health drinking to other people's.
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