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Have you finally grown so jealous of my impeccable fashion sense that you've decided to have me disposed of?

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Brandon Sanderson
Age: 48
Born: 1975
Born: December 19
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
Lincoln
Nebraska
Decided
Fashion
Sense
Impeccable
Disposed
Jealous
Grown
Finally

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