Quote

My dear, did you just try to prove the existence of God with your cleavage?

Brandon Sanderson

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Brandon Sanderson
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: December 19
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
Lincoln
Nebraska
Dear
Prove
Existence
Use
Trying
Cleavage

More quotes by Brandon Sanderson

Image
I am a writer who works from an outline. What I generally do when I build an outline is I find focal, important scenes, and I build them in my head and I don't write them yet, but I build towards them.
Brandon Sanderson
Image
Remember that your job as a practicing writer is to remember it's never going to be perfect on your first pass.
Brandon Sanderson
Image
Every man is a hero of his own story.
Brandon Sanderson
Image
Definitely not-you optimists just can't understand that a depressed person doesn't want you to try and cheer them up.It makes us sick. Brandon Sanderson(Elantris)
Brandon Sanderson
Image
War is far worse. At least where politics is going on, there are usually nice hors d’oeuvres.
Brandon Sanderson
Image
It was amazing how many books one could fit into a room, assuming one didn't want to move around very much.
Brandon Sanderson
Image
It seems that the rebels found the chaos of transition more difficult to accept than the tyranny they had known before. They joyfully welcomed back authority-even oppressive authority-for it was less painful for them than uncertainty.
Brandon Sanderson
Image
People see in stories what they’re looking for, my young friend.
Brandon Sanderson
Image
You're a very difficult person to manipulate, you know. Nonsense, he said. You just have to promise me that I won't have to do a thing, and then I'll do anything you want. Anything? Anything that doesn't require doing anything. That's nothing, then. Is it? Yes. Well, that's something.
Brandon Sanderson
Image
Entropy shakes its angry fist at you for being clever enough to organize the world. (p 2)
Brandon Sanderson
Image
I'm Teoish, Sarene said, successfully spearing something that looked like a marinated piece of shrimp. We're all this tall. Father's Teoish too, Kaise, Daorn said. And you know how tall he is. But father's fat, Kaise pointed out. Why aren't you fat too, Sarene?
Brandon Sanderson
Image
If you're always on time, it implies that you never have anything better you should be doing. -Kelsier
Brandon Sanderson
Image
The sudden and abrupt removal of my all-consuming goal ... well, it was like I was a donut, and somebody had sucked all the jelly out of me. But I could stuff new jelly in there. It would just get my hands a little sticky in the process.
Brandon Sanderson
Image
Good men don't become legends, he said quietly. Good men don't need to become legends. She opened her eyes, looking up at him. They just do what's right anyway.
Brandon Sanderson
Image
I've found you can ignore half of what Dox tells you and not miss much-except for maybe they occasional complaint that you're spending too much.
Brandon Sanderson
Image
He found insanity no excuse, however, for irrational behavior.
Brandon Sanderson
Image
Words are where most change begins.
Brandon Sanderson
Image
What is belief - what is faith - if you don't continue it after failure?
Brandon Sanderson
Image
We follow the codes not because they bring gain, but because we loathe the people we would otherwise become.
Brandon Sanderson
Image
Do not dash if you only have the strength to walk, and do not waste your time pushing on the walls that will not give. More importantly, don't shove where a pat would be sufficient.
Brandon Sanderson