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Hello, cell. How are you? Still dank and dirty? Me? I've taken up a new habit: talking to my cell. It's like talking to myself but slightly more pathetic.

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Brandon Mull
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: November 8
Novelist
Writer
Utah
United States
Still
Cell
Like
Slightly
Cells
Dirty
Habit
Taken
Dank
Talking
Pathetic
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