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Hello, cell. How are you? Still dank and dirty? Me? I've taken up a new habit: talking to my cell. It's like talking to myself but slightly more pathetic.
Brandon Mull
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Brandon Mull
Age: 49
Born: 1974
Born: November 8
Novelist
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Utah
United States
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