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What you call idiot points, I call awesome dollars. ~Seth

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Brandon Mull
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: November 8
Novelist
Writer
Utah
United States
Seth
Awesome
Points
Idiot
Dollars
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You picked the right road, even though it is the most difficult. That is the essence of heroism. (p. 326)
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If we might be able to save this world, how can we walk away? Too many people around here have given up! Galloran said heroes sacrifice for causes they do things that others hide from. I may not be some great hero, but I won’t hide from this. I would never live with myself.
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The surprise is on the far side. You're sure? Positive. It better not be another fairy, Seth said. What's the matter with fairies? I've already seen about a billion of them and also they turned me into a walrus.
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There are no insect eggs in my food.” Mrs. White reiterated. You should use that in your advertising,” Nate suggested.
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Excruciating agony makes me cranky.
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She refused to think of Neil, brave and quiet, whose reward for a heroic rescue was to be slowly devoured by strange cave balloons.
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Say no to death pies. Another good motto.
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I was vanquished by a deer!' A giant magical flying deer with fangs,' Seth said, parroting a description Gavin had shared earlier. That sounds a little better,' Warren conceded. 'Seth is in charge of my tombstone.
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What'll you do if you can't find a way to cure him? Seth asked. Dale paused. I'll never know that day has come, because I'll never stop trying.
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My father once admonished me to master the laws that govern fine writing until I could weave my words into worlds. If ever I accomplish that feat, I will sign my name to the tale.
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After all, as long as you know, why make when you can take?
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Do us all a favor and toss your mouth overboard.
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For Frito-Lay! - Newel and Doren
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The comforts of life as a fugitive, Drake sighed. Stumbling about in the dark without mounts.
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Smart people learn from their mistakes. But the real sharp ones learn from the mistakes of others.
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Whatever you do, Seth said around a chewy mouthful, try not to leave me down here too long. You can only play a certain amount of Yahtzee games in a row before you become a lunatic. I'll keep that in mind.
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Do not threaten the supreme gigantic overlords. We do as we please.
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Any simpleton can speak with confidence. Sometimes the greatest fools have the most bravado.
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My dad says people who insist that youtrust them usually don't deserve it.
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In their youth, mortals behave more like nymphs. Adulthood seems impossibly distant, let alone the enfeeblement of old age. But ponderously, inevitably, it overtakes you.
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