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Brandon Mull
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: November 8
Novelist
Writer
Utah
United States
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My dad says people who insist that youtrust them usually don't deserve it.
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Hello, cell. How are you? Still dank and dirty? Me? I've taken up a new habit: talking to my cell. It's like talking to myself but slightly more pathetic.
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My father once admonished me to master the laws that govern fine writing until I could weave my words into worlds. If ever I accomplish that feat, I will sign my name to the tale.
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Not kill us, Pigeon corrected. She was mainly just trying to turn us into mindless slaves.
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What you call idiot points, I call awesome dollars. ~Seth
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I'll not have my grandson subjected to the humiliation of his reading becoming public. We have to cope with this disgrace discreetly -- Grandma Ruth
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This surpassed the fear of death. Death would be a mercy if it would make the feeling stop, the uncontrollable panic mingling with the mind-scrambling certainty of something sinister approaching, something with no need to hurry, something that would not be so kind as to let him die. The fear was palpable, suffocating, irresistible.
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All boys belong in insane asylums.
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The comforts of life as a fugitive, Drake sighed. Stumbling about in the dark without mounts.
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Do us all a favor and toss your mouth overboard.
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One eye is open to all truth, the other closed to all deception.
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Sometimes the best offense was avoiding self-destruction.
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Whatever you do, Seth said around a chewy mouthful, try not to leave me down here too long. You can only play a certain amount of Yahtzee games in a row before you become a lunatic. I'll keep that in mind.
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Smart people learn from their mistakes. But the real sharp ones learn from the mistakes of others.
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You look tired, Rachel told Jason. I wish I could jog and sleep at the same time. Can't you? Ferrin asked, joining them at the little cascade. I always imagined that you could sleep rolling down a mountainside in a barrel. I probably could today, Jason conceded.
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Jason decided not to add that the best way to get him to focus on something was to tell him not to think about it.
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When jumping is the sole option, you jump, and try to make it work.
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What'll you do if you can't find a way to cure him? Seth asked. Dale paused. I'll never know that day has come, because I'll never stop trying.
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In their youth, mortals behave more like nymphs. Adulthood seems impossibly distant, let alone the enfeeblement of old age. But ponderously, inevitably, it overtakes you.
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It was one thing to snuggle a little when the world seemed about to end, and quite another to explain to her parents that she wanted to date an ancient magical horse.
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