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All boys belong in insane asylums.

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Brandon Mull
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: November 8
Novelist
Writer
Utah
United States
Insane
Boys
Asylums
Belong

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Say no to death pies. Another good motto.
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You don't get it? He poisonded me! He poisonded me, and you're next. I'm going to die. We're all going to die. -Seth
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Drake. He liked dangerous pies. Why did he join you? Who would eat pie that could take over your life? Why risk it? Focus. Why did he join you? Say no to death pies. Another good motto. I'm getting a headache. p. 432
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My father once admonished me to master the laws that govern fine writing until I could weave my words into worlds. If ever I accomplish that feat, I will sign my name to the tale.
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...even misplaced faith can help us gain knowledge. We try to be smart about where we put our faith and we adjust as we learn more.
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Want a reliable road to emotional and spiritual suicide? Spend your life trying to fit in.
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It was one thing to snuggle a little when the world seemed about to end, and quite another to explain to her parents that she wanted to date an ancient magical horse.
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It's easy to make up weird stuff. It gets trickier when you want the weird stuff to be interesting and make sense.
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The baby dove into the room, transforming grotesquely as it landed on the floorin a deft sumersault
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An unread book does nobody any good. Stories happen in the mind of a reader, not among symbols printed on a page.
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A crossbow?” Pigeon asked. I left my battle-ax in my other jeans,” the man said.
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I was vanquished by a deer!' A giant magical flying deer with fangs,' Seth said, parroting a description Gavin had shared earlier. That sounds a little better,' Warren conceded. 'Seth is in charge of my tombstone.
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Whatever you do, Seth said around a chewy mouthful, try not to leave me down here too long. You can only play a certain amount of Yahtzee games in a row before you become a lunatic. I'll keep that in mind.
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You’re free to dream however you wish,” Nollin teased. “But don’t ask the rest of us to share your unrealistic—” “Then don’t ask us to share your weakness!” Jason interrupted.
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Jason decided not to add that the best way to get him to focus on something was to tell him not to think about it.
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Hello, cell. How are you? Still dank and dirty? Me? I've taken up a new habit: talking to my cell. It's like talking to myself but slightly more pathetic.
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What you call idiot points, I call awesome dollars. ~Seth
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