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I just don't get if you have ever gotten offended by a joke, why would you go to a comedy club? That's where jokes happen.
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I want to go to Australia so bad, do comedy there, and see the people there. It's a great country. I have friends that are Australian that have told me all about it. I want to do comedy there.
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If I make a joke about black people or Asian people or whatever, and then an Asian comes up to me afterwards and says, That joke offended me, I'm still more or less not going to listen, but at least it makes sense, like I said something that was about them.
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Yeah, people do need to realize that just because they've seen me perform for an hour does not mean that we are now close.
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When you talk about modern comedy I think there's a big three right now, and that's Louis C.K., Bill Burr, and Jim Jefferies. I don't think anyone's doing it better than those three guys.
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I would love, obviously, just to keep doing stand-up. That's the constant. That's the thing that I'm going to do for the rest of my life, but also I would like a TV show at some point.
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I don't get to the global issues or anything like that. I am just trying to be silly.
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I don't know, why am I called the opposite of what I am? It's very confusing to me.
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I don't get all the anger that is thrown at comedians.
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It takes a surprisingly large amount of intelligence to be a professional idiot.
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I don't want to be mean. I try not to be.
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I'm not going to talk too much politics because I'm not smart enough to do that.
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Everyone's extremely and easily offended now.
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The vast majority of people that have gotten mad at me for a joke that I've made were people that were, A, never going to see me in the first place, or, B, were dragged to see me by somebody else.
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If you got a hit every third time that you went up to bat in the major leagues, you'd be the greatest hitter of all time. I think my average is a little better than that.
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I try not to be hateful.
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I'm in awe of comedians that do things that I can't do, whether it be a one-liner comic like Anthony Jeselnik, whether it be social issues commentary, whether it be - hell, Carrot Top. I can't be Carrot Top. I can't.
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There are plenty of wonderful, good fat people in the USA that have no problems being fat, who I have no problems with being fat.
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I don't think I'm extremely intelligent by any means.
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I'm in awe of comics that do things that I can't do, or haven't tried doing yet.
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