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I recently read that Arnold Schwarzenegger collects Hummers. Now we know why Maria's face is frozen in that puckered position.

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Brad Wilkerson
Age: 47
Born: 1977
Born: June 1
Baseball Player
Owensboro
Kentucky
Stephen Bradley Wilkerson
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