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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: Wife wanted. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: You can have mine.

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Brad Pitt
Age: 60
Born: 1963
Born: December 18
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William Bradley Pitt
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I was hiding out from the celebrity thing, I was smoking way too much [marijuana].
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I don't feel restless, I just like to travel.
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I've always believed happiness is overrated, you know? It’s those difficult times that inform the next wonderful time, and it’s a series of trade-offs, of events, of wins and losses.
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I'm one of those people you hate because of genetics. It's the truth.
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Getting a burp out of your little thing when she needs it is probably the greatest satisfaction I've come across at this point in my life.
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Fame is a Bleet, man.
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By nature, I keep moving, man. My theory is, be the shark. You've just got to keep moving. You can't stop.
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I always liked those moments of epiphany, when you have the next destination.
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You hear stories of intense actors who can't shed their character and who don't know who they are for a week or two after. I'm not that guy, man.
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I always heard criticism is the tax on fame. They were right. And then some.
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We are a generation of men raised by women. I'm beginning to wonder if another woman is what we really need.
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When I was a boy, I would ask about my family history, about my bloodlines. We really didn't know that much. We had a little Indian in us from the Oklahoma Trail of Tears.
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My family worry for me because I'm gonna burn in an eternal pit of fire.
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