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Boris Johnson
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: June 19
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I want to offer particular congratulations to Andrea Leadsom on her stunning achievement. She is now well placed to win and replace the absurd gloom in some quarters with a positive, confident and optimistic approach, not just to Europe, but to government all round.
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My friends, as I have discovered myself, there are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters.
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Humanity would have plunged into a new dark age of absolutely frightening and appalling characteristics without Churchill.
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I'm no communist.I'm a tax cutting Conservative. But I want a capitalism that is fairer to forgotten people.
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The next Tory leader would have to unify his party and ensure that Britain stood tall in the world.
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He is like some sherry-crazed old dowager who has lost the family silver at roulette, and who now decides to double up by betting the house as well.
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Some people play the piano, some do Sudoku, some watch television, some people go out to dinner parties. I write books.
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I love swimming in rivers, and well remember once jumping in at Chiswick.
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If gay marriage was OK ... then I saw no reason in principle why a union should not be consecrated between three men, as well as two men or indeed three men and a dog.
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It hasn't taken them long, they began by telling us they would have a positive and patriotic case and they're back to project fear within minutes. There they go again they have nothing positive to say.
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The Geiger-counter of Olympomania is going to go zoink off the scale.
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As a Scot Gordon Brown will find it hard to convince people in England he should be prime minister.
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When Cameron's Conservatives come to power it will be a golden age for cyclists and an Elysium of cycle lanes, bike racks, and sharia law for bike thieves. And I hope that cycling in London will become almost Chinese in its ubiquity.
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I cant remember what my line on drugs is. Whats my line on drugs?
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We did everything we could to break down barriers that restrain poorest.
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When my father began his work in the 1970s it was a very different EU. I pay tribute to what he did. But it has now become a very different proposition: the United States of Europe.
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If we judged everybody by the stupid, unguarded things they blurt out to their nearest and dearest, then we wouldn't ever get anywhere.
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The crucial thing is to look in an informed way at what's going on. Look at the way in which we are forced by our imbalanced system to push away people who might contribute mightily to the NHS.
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I am hoping very much to get re-elected but it is going to be a tough fight.
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Nothing excites compassion, in friend and foe alike, as much as the sight of you ker-splonked on the Tarmac with your propeller buried six feet under.
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