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Try as I might, I could not look at an overhead projection of a growth profit matrix and stay conscious.

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Boris Johnson
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: June 19
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All the people I talk to, increasingly, can see that the emperor has got no clothes. The case for leaving [the EU] is now overwhelming.
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The volunteering spirit of Londoners is part of what makes this the best big city on earth.
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I am supporting David Cameron purely out of cynical self-interest.
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My speaking style was criticised by no less an authority than Arnold Schwarzenegger. It was a low moment, my friends, to have my rhetorical skills denounced by a monosyllabic Austrian cyborg.
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Can I say anything good about Ken Livingstone? A long time ago he did some good things, but I can't now remember what any of them were.
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