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I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.

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Boris Johnson
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: June 19
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I have not been more robust towards female rather than male assembly members and I do not believe I have been remotely sexist.
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Never in my life did I think I would be congratulated by Mick Jagger for achieving anything.
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Humanity would have plunged into a new dark age of absolutely frightening and appalling characteristics without Churchill.
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Our friends in America will be at the front of the queue for trade deals.
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When my father began his work in the 1970s it was a very different EU. I pay tribute to what he did. But it has now become a very different proposition: the United States of Europe.
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Since January 1993 there have been 27 other countries not in the EU that have done better than the UK at exporting goods into the single market.
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When Cameron's Conservatives come to power it will be a golden age for cyclists and an Elysium of cycle lanes, bike racks, and sharia law for bike thieves. And I hope that cycling in London will become almost Chinese in its ubiquity.
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He is the resounding human rebuttal to all Marxist historians who think history is the story of vast and impersonal economic forces. The point of the Churchill Factor is that one man can make all the difference.
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