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My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive.

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Boris Johnson
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: June 19
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Humanity would have plunged into a new dark age of absolutely frightening and appalling characteristics without Churchill.
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My ideal world is, we're there, we're in the EU, trying to make it better.
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He is like some sherry-crazed old dowager who has lost the family silver at roulette, and who now decides to double up by betting the house as well.
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I dont see why people are so snooty about Channel Five. It has some respectable documentaries about the Second World War. It also devotes considerable airtime to investigations into lap-dancing, and other related and vital subjects
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It is easy to make promises - it is hard work to keep them.
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These days we dimly believe that the Second World War was won with Russian blood and American money and though that is in some ways true, it is also true that, without Churchill, Hitler would almost certainly have won.
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London is the sporting capital of the world. I say to the Chinese and I say to the world, ping pong is coming home.
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I want you to know that I have nothing against Orlando, though you are, of course, far more likely to get shot or robbed there than in London.
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If gay marriage was OK ... then I saw no reason in principle why a union should not be consecrated between three men, as well as two men or indeed three men and a dog.
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Nothing excites compassion, in friend and foe alike, as much as the sight of you ker-splonked on the Tarmac with your propeller buried six feet under.
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My speaking style was criticised by no less an authority than Arnold Schwarzenegger. It was a low moment, my friends, to have my rhetorical skills denounced by a monosyllabic Austrian cyborg.
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I'm no communist.I'm a tax cutting Conservative. But I want a capitalism that is fairer to forgotten people.
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The Geiger-counter of Olympomania is going to go zoink off the scale.
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I'm afraid Sadiq Khan is completely wrong. The European Court of Justice is the supreme legal authority in our country.
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He is the resounding human rebuttal to all Marxist historians who think history is the story of vast and impersonal economic forces. The point of the Churchill Factor is that one man can make all the difference.
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I cant remember what my line on drugs is. Whats my line on drugs?
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I want London to be a competitive, dynamic place to come to work.
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The dreadful truth is that when people come to see their MP, they have run out of better ideas.
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Life isn't like coursework, baby. It's one damn essay crisis after another.
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We need to remember that we can't compete endlessly with other nations that set their income taxes substantially lower than ours. They will attract jobs, and investment. They may generate more tax - and they may even persuade their tennis champs to run that extra half yard
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