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I love my hunting dog. I loved my hunting dog - I'm not very good at hunting.

Bonnie McFarlane

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Bonnie McFarlane
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: March 28
Comedian
Podcaster
Stand-Up Comedian
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Hunting

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Well I grew up in Canada in a really small town. We didn't have running water for a long time and we didn't have TV. Then when we did get TV we only had one channel.
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I think it's creepy if a guy says, I would never hit a girl. Cause that should go without saying. That's like if you ever heard a guy go, I would never crap in a hot tub.
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I've been called a racist before, and let me tell you something - that is harsh. That's a really ugly thing to call someone. That's like being called a Mexican.
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I grew up in a mixed religious household. And it was volatile. My dad's atheist, my mom's agnostic. Just constant fighting. There's no God! There might be!
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