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I guess the biggest issue my husband and I are going to have is how do we raise the baby... because he's Jewish and I'm Protestant and the baby's father is Catholic.
Bonnie McFarlane
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Bonnie McFarlane
Age: 51
Born: 1973
Born: March 28
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Stand-Up Comedian
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I've been called a racist before, and let me tell you something - that is harsh. That's a really ugly thing to call someone. That's like being called a Mexican.
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I think it's creepy if a guy says, I would never hit a girl. Cause that should go without saying. That's like if you ever heard a guy go, I would never crap in a hot tub.
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Well I grew up in Canada in a really small town. We didn't have running water for a long time and we didn't have TV. Then when we did get TV we only had one channel.
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You know, women are burdened with all this other crap all the time, like looking good. You need to be really superhuman to be successful as a woman.
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When one door closes another door opens. Usually a refrigerator.
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I love my hunting dog. I loved my hunting dog - I'm not very good at hunting.
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