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It's that weird need to make tragedy about us. When you look at 9/11, there's people who really died and family members who really suffered. And then I would be in Montana, and a guy would go, You know, I was close to Ground Zero. And it's like, What are you talking about? You're in Montana. Everybody had to make it about them.

Bobcat Goldthwait

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Bobcat Goldthwait
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: May 26
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