I was a bartender at a Pizzeria Uno's for nine years. The people I worked with were amazing, but it was quite possibly the most miserable time of my life.

In my mind, not in real life. My rap name will be Optimus Rhymes. Or the Notorious B.o.B.

These days with the web, you can burn out a character really quick.

I'm very bad with music. I don't know any new music. I've listened to the same 10 or 12 albums my whole life.

I'm not very big on politics. I'm a comedian and not that smart. I don't have the mind capacity for it.

It's not like you do 'SNL' and then get handed movie roles. You work, you audition for stuff and try to get it. I think, a lot of people, it's the goal to be in movies or just to be working in general. But yeah, some of us get lucky and get some movie roles, and it's nice.

If you watched 'Lost,' sometimes the episodes were crazy good and sometimes you're like, That one was just sorta there.

I never really read comics. I bought them, and I would draw them.