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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
Bobby Heenan
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Bobby Heenan
Age: 72 †
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
Died: 2017
Died: September 17
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Professional Wrestler
Professional Wrestling Manager
Chicago
Illinois
Bobby The Brain Heenan
Raymond Louis Heenan
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