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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.

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Bobby Heenan
Age: 72 †
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
Died: 2017
Died: September 17
Manager
Professional Wrestler
Professional Wrestling Manager
Chicago
Illinois
Bobby The Brain Heenan
Raymond Louis Heenan
Tulsa
Swamps
Oklahoma
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