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Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.

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Bobby Heenan
Age: 72 †
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
Died: 2017
Died: September 17
Manager
Professional Wrestler
Professional Wrestling Manager
Chicago
Illinois
Bobby The Brain Heenan
Raymond Louis Heenan
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Hawaii
Suburbs
Wwe
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Thought

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