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When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?

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Bobby Heenan
Age: 72 †
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
Died: 2017
Died: September 17
Manager
Professional Wrestler
Professional Wrestling Manager
Chicago
Illinois
Bobby The Brain Heenan
Raymond Louis Heenan
Wrestling
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Saws
Went
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Barbers
Everyone
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