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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!

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Bobby Heenan
Age: 72 †
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
Died: 2017
Died: September 17
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Professional Wrestler
Professional Wrestling Manager
Chicago
Illinois
Bobby The Brain Heenan
Raymond Louis Heenan
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Wrestling
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Cards

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What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat
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Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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The bad thing about the Bushwhackers is that win, lose, or draw, you gotta have everything you got on fumigated.
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Stu Hart trained all his kids--only three of them use the litter box.
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The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said, 'I have boys?'
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It's very hard to get out of this hold, that's why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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If you ever had your moon salted you'd know how painful that could be.
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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