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I'd like a nice piece of salmon that's not too pink inside and yet isn't too dry or crisp either.

Bob Saget

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Bob Saget
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: May 17
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
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Stage Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Philadelphia
Pennsylvania
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