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I will always prefer a hardback book, but I'm drawn to digital because it's so easy to acquire them when I'm having a need-to-read moment.

Bob Saget

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Bob Saget
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: May 17
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
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Stage Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Philadelphia
Pennsylvania
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When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you'd want to take their pain for them. But do I really want cramps and sore boobs?
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I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.
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Ladies, apologies, but isn't 'vintage' just used stuff?
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It's a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is - reading the news or speaking to people.
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I like to approach every day like it's my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.
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Full House was a show that was done for ten-year-olds. The critics hated it. They said terrible, terrible things about it. But it should have been reviewed by ten-year-olds. That's who it was made for. They loved it. And if they loved it, great. Why the hell does a fifty-year-old guy working at a big newspaper have to tell me I'm a piece of crap?
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I'm fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.
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When you have a good time there is no time.
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Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don't eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
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I'm a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?
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My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
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I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman's face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce....I thought he was missing.
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I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
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I can't do negative, needy, or narcissistic anymore. Oh wait, I can still do the last one, aw nuts.
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What I've learned about comedy people is that they're defined by the harshest level they've been to, their personal Auschwitz.
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