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I will always prefer a hardback book, but I'm drawn to digital because it's so easy to acquire them when I'm having a need-to-read moment.
Bob Saget
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Bob Saget
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: May 17
Comedian
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Philadelphia
Pennsylvania
Robert Lane Saget
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I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet.
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Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I'm going back to bed.
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What I've learned about comedy people is that they're defined by the harshest level they've been to, their personal Auschwitz.
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A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
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When you have a good time there is no time.
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In the creative sense, I'm looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
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My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
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I don't censor myself, but I don't want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.
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Full House was a show that was done for ten-year-olds. The critics hated it. They said terrible, terrible things about it. But it should have been reviewed by ten-year-olds. That's who it was made for. They loved it. And if they loved it, great. Why the hell does a fifty-year-old guy working at a big newspaper have to tell me I'm a piece of crap?
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Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever he's a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I'm doing it right now and you all seem bored.
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