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All I've ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.

Bob Saget

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Bob Saget
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: May 17
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Philadelphia
Pennsylvania
Robert Lane Saget
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I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn't get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn't join a biker club.
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And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You'd be nervous too if you knew that one day you'd get your head cut off and... filled with stuffing.
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Full House was a show that was done for ten-year-olds. The critics hated it. They said terrible, terrible things about it. But it should have been reviewed by ten-year-olds. That's who it was made for. They loved it. And if they loved it, great. Why the hell does a fifty-year-old guy working at a big newspaper have to tell me I'm a piece of crap?
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My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.
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A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
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The selfish and usually pointless approach is to try to get both done simultaneously - accomplish your work at hand while begging forgiveness of those close to you while you're basically working in front of them during what could've been specifically 'quality time.'
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Concerned we're in a time where politicians can't even fake sincerity. Aren't they supposed to be good at that?
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In the creative sense, I'm looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
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