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I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.

Bob Saget

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Bob Saget
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: May 17
Comedian
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Philadelphia
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Robert Lane Saget
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Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever he's a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I'm doing it right now and you all seem bored.
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I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn't a hard 'r' cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one - she's 12, but very sophisticated so it's an unusual case.
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In the creative sense, I'm looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
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I'm a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?
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Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, 'you don't mention that part here.' But that's what's interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.
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I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
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My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
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My favorite Dylan song? I think it's 'Just Like a Woman.' It always makes me cry.
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