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I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.
Bob Saget
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Bob Saget
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: May 17
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Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don't eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
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I'm fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.
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I'd like a nice piece of salmon that's not too pink inside and yet isn't too dry or crisp either.
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Now people want what the movie was about, which is violent comedy. And that's really what The Aristocrats is based on - what will a family do out of desperation.
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I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
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My dad's like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
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A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
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I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn't get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn't join a biker club.
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My favorite Dylan song? I think it's 'Just Like a Woman.' It always makes me cry.
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I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet.
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Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I'm going back to bed.
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The selfish and usually pointless approach is to try to get both done simultaneously - accomplish your work at hand while begging forgiveness of those close to you while you're basically working in front of them during what could've been specifically 'quality time.'
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I don't roll like that but I've never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that's good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that's a little disturbing.
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It's so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.
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I will always prefer a hardback book, but I'm drawn to digital because it's so easy to acquire them when I'm having a need-to-read moment.
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It's 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It's enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren't there that are alive.
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