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Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I'm going back to bed.
Bob Saget
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Bob Saget
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: May 17
Comedian
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Philadelphia
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Robert Lane Saget
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