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Words matter. Especially if you're kicking someone's ass in words with friends.

Bob Saget

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Bob Saget
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: May 17
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Philadelphia
Pennsylvania
Robert Lane Saget
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Friends
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Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, 'you don't mention that part here.' But that's what's interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.
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I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
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Some dead people said smart stuff.
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I can't do negative, needy, or narcissistic anymore. Oh wait, I can still do the last one, aw nuts.
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I'd like a nice piece of salmon that's not too pink inside and yet isn't too dry or crisp either.
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Nobody can tell me what I can or can't do, except they can.
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My girlfriend just told me I am one of the smartest people she knows. I told her, You need to meet other people.
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My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.
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They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
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I don't like to drink alone 'cause there's nobody to fight with.
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My dad's like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
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Concerned we're in a time where politicians can't even fake sincerity. Aren't they supposed to be good at that?
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It's a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is - reading the news or speaking to people.
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