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Words matter. Especially if you're kicking someone's ass in words with friends.

Bob Saget

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Bob Saget
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: May 17
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Philadelphia
Pennsylvania
Robert Lane Saget
Kicking
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Especially
Friends
Words
Someone
Matter

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A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
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My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.
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My confidence wavers between being genuine and being insecure.
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In the creative sense, I'm looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
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I will always prefer a hardback book, but I'm drawn to digital because it's so easy to acquire them when I'm having a need-to-read moment.
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A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
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Nobody can tell me what I can or can't do, except they can.
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It's okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
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I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
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Soon, I'm going to meet somebody around my own age, and she's going to be smart and beautiful, and I'm going to date her daughter.
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I am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.
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What do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
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Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever he's a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I'm doing it right now and you all seem bored.
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It think acceptance levels sort of swings back and forth. Like in the 60's there was a lot more freedom with sex that doesn't exist today. Language has gotten pushed a bit farther and violence is way far out.
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The greatness of a man is only measured by his urologist.
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My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that's how he dealt with my mom.
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Apparently my street has a leaf blower gang who tag team all day, so the sounds of the leaf blower are forever blowing from dawn to dusk.
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Just went to a lovely Catholic wedding. I need a drink. They didn't even offer us water. Well they did, but it was Holy water.
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My favorite Dylan song? I think it's 'Just Like a Woman.' It always makes me cry.
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No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
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