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It's okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.

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Bob Saget
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: May 17
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Philadelphia
Pennsylvania
Robert Lane Saget
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My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
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Full House was a show that was done for ten-year-olds. The critics hated it. They said terrible, terrible things about it. But it should have been reviewed by ten-year-olds. That's who it was made for. They loved it. And if they loved it, great. Why the hell does a fifty-year-old guy working at a big newspaper have to tell me I'm a piece of crap?
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All I've ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.
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It's a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is - reading the news or speaking to people.
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They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
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Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever he's a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I'm doing it right now and you all seem bored.
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Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I'm going back to bed.
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In the creative sense, I'm looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
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Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don't eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
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What do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
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Soon, I'm going to meet somebody around my own age, and she's going to be smart and beautiful, and I'm going to date her daughter.
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No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
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What I've learned about comedy people is that they're defined by the harshest level they've been to, their personal Auschwitz.
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If someone sprays windex in your food it can give you diarrhea. But once you wipe it off your windows, you're fine.
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I'm a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?
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I am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.
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One of the first things I said when I signed on for the show was No hugs! Full House was all based on hugs.
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Concerned we're in a time where politicians can't even fake sincerity. Aren't they supposed to be good at that?
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I'm fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.
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A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
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