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No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
Bob Saget
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Bob Saget
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: May 17
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Philadelphia
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Robert Lane Saget
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I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn't a hard 'r' cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one - she's 12, but very sophisticated so it's an unusual case.
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I'd like a nice piece of salmon that's not too pink inside and yet isn't too dry or crisp either.
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I don't roll like that but I've never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that's good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that's a little disturbing.
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And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You'd be nervous too if you knew that one day you'd get your head cut off and... filled with stuffing.
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My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
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In the creative sense, I'm looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
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I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
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I can't do negative, needy, or narcissistic anymore. Oh wait, I can still do the last one, aw nuts.
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I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
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I don't like to drink alone 'cause there's nobody to fight with.
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Valuable people are undervalued.
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I just did a play in New York which has been my best experience that Ive had for maybe ever. It was Paul Weitzs play called Privilege and I was in New York for three months.
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I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, 'Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.' It literally was a drive-by. I photobombed the Full House house yesterday. I took like 20 pictures because I thought I didn't look good in any of these - you can't see the house! You gotta really show that that's the house!
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