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What do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?

Bob Saget

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Bob Saget
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: May 17
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Philadelphia
Pennsylvania
Robert Lane Saget
Remind
Girlfriend
Kitchen
Car
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Crotch
Scissors
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