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I can't do negative, needy, or narcissistic anymore. Oh wait, I can still do the last one, aw nuts.

Bob Saget

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Bob Saget
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: May 17
Comedian
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Philadelphia
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Robert Lane Saget
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Words matter. Especially if you're kicking someone's ass in words with friends.
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Full House was a show that was done for ten-year-olds. The critics hated it. They said terrible, terrible things about it. But it should have been reviewed by ten-year-olds. That's who it was made for. They loved it. And if they loved it, great. Why the hell does a fifty-year-old guy working at a big newspaper have to tell me I'm a piece of crap?
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I don't roll like that but I've never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that's good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that's a little disturbing.
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My dad's like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
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All I've ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.
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Some dead people said smart stuff.
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I like to approach every day like it's my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.
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It think acceptance levels sort of swings back and forth. Like in the 60's there was a lot more freedom with sex that doesn't exist today. Language has gotten pushed a bit farther and violence is way far out.
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Concerned we're in a time where politicians can't even fake sincerity. Aren't they supposed to be good at that?
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It's 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It's enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren't there that are alive.
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If someone sprays windex in your food it can give you diarrhea. But once you wipe it off your windows, you're fine.
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My favorite Dylan song? I think it's 'Just Like a Woman.' It always makes me cry.
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