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What I've learned about comedy people is that they're defined by the harshest level they've been to, their personal Auschwitz.
Bob Saget
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Bob Saget
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: May 17
Comedian
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Philadelphia
Pennsylvania
Robert Lane Saget
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