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What I've learned about comedy people is that they're defined by the harshest level they've been to, their personal Auschwitz.

Bob Saget

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Bob Saget
Age: 68
Born: 1956
Born: May 17
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Philadelphia
Pennsylvania
Robert Lane Saget
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Comedy
People
Harshest
Auschwitz
Defined
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Personal

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